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Shandy Candy

Phrase created by Mike Hoppett from United Kingdom.
June 2007

Definition...

Members of the opposite sex that you find very attractive in some way that you feel the need to fantasize and masturbate while thinking of them.
Jane Fonda is definitly shandy candy in the film Barbarella.
Shandy Candy by michael hoppett December 30, 2008
Related Words

kandi junglist [plur] [jungle] [junglist] [candy raver] [kandi] 

an elitist breed of junglist, open to social interaction with non-junglist populations. still opposing lesser forms of electronic music, kandi junglists are known to wear the plastic beaded bracelets of the traditional kandi (candy) ravers. these exceptional individuals posses all the qualities of angry junglists and also participate in the philosophy of PLUR. This phenomena is known as 'Jungle PLUR'
junglist wearing kandi bracelets and/or glitter, stickers, etc.

Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe 

The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!
"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"

silver cotton candy 

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!
silver cotton candy by Glomwill February 29, 2008
It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.
Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!
ass candy by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

The Russian Candy Cane 

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.
That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.