mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts

When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits

by tweetie bird August 9, 2009

Hawt Air Balloon

Hawt Air Ballon....
In the act of intercourse, at the moment of climax one Rips a smelly one into a plastic bag, pulling it over lovers head. Forcing them to breath in the aroma.

Last night I was nailing this nasty chick, so I Hawt Air Ballooned her, and she puked into the bag.

by Coprophobia July 25, 2011

Hot Air Balloon

A guys going down on girl and when he opens his mouth the girl grabs his head and holds it still then she queefs in his mouth.

I Hot Air Ballooned my boyfriend last night when he was going down on me!

you can also say hot air ballooned or hot air ballooning

by KezNaa October 15, 2011

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

red balloon

an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.

Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.

by funnybunny May 6, 2008

flesh balloon

a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.

Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.

by jafus December 9, 2005

Balloon Boy

Falcon Heene, a six year old boy who may or may not have accidentally taken off in his father's helium balloon near Denver, Colorado, USA, on October 15, 2009. His whereabouts are as yet unknown.

Where is Balloon Boy?!?

by stevem1191 October 15, 2009