austin is weird he stares at little kids he has a fetish of vans and most says he is a rapist but he is a giant predator to kids he picks them up from the park with candy and takes them to his basement and gets them goodddd
please no mr austin
by alssssssssssssmdmmdmdmdd November 21, 2019
Get the Austinmug. austin is trins favorite person :)
by trinlol October 19, 2021
Get the austinmug. Is possibly a boy who has 2 bffs named Alex or josi and is in the 7th to 9th grade and is a brown to blond hair kid
by The goats sec come January 5, 2022
Get the Austin Lovellmug. by DICK PLENTY December 29, 2018
Get the Austinmug. Bro: Yo, did you see that Austin posted another shirtless pic on Instagram?
Other bro: yeah, dudes a fuckboy
Other bro: yeah, dudes a fuckboy
by MikeHawk42069 December 12, 2018
Get the Austinmug. A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025
Get the Austin John Rahmannmug. A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
Get the Austin, TXmug.