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Microsoft Windows

1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!

3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.

4.) cheap crap that never works.

5.) term used to describe worthless trash.
guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"
by Yooski February 28, 2010
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window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.
:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.
by gavin September 27, 2003
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Windouche

An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.
Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."
by MPQ September 1, 2009
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OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT

To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.
"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"
by cavna June 23, 2008
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Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
by java bo jangles July 5, 2011
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window reflection shopper

someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.
oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.
by Shedward February 19, 2006
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Window Shooting

When your about to ejaculate and someone walks in the room so you have to go to the window and shoot out of the window to hide the fact your masterbating!
Dude last night i was just about to cum when Jon came into my room i ended up Window Shooting!
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