2 definitions by Yooski

miklf

Mother I'd Kinda Like to Fuck.

Jim: "Check out that milf, bro! I'd hit that."
Tom: "Eh, she's okay, but just a miklf."

by Yooski February 9, 2010

Microsoft Windows

1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!

3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.

4.) cheap crap that never works.

5.) term used to describe worthless trash.

guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"

by Yooski February 28, 2010