3 definition by Yooski

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Mother I'd Kinda Like to Fuck.
Jim: "Check out that milf, bro! I'd hit that."
Tom: "Eh, she's okay, but just a miklf."
by Yooski February 08, 2010

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1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!

3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.

4.) cheap crap that never works.

5.) term used to describe worthless trash.
guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"
by Yooski February 28, 2010

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1.) creatures designed to piss off men.

2.) something containing too much emotion.

3.) turns into a crazy, bloodthirsty monster for one week each month.

4.) name given to a driver that cannot drive a car; often associated with parallel parking failure.

5.) creatures which cannot seem to do anything right, ever.

6.) also known as a bitch.

7.) term used to describe something which is misleading.

8.) any loud, obnoxious, or annoying creature.
man_1 - "hey, what's that thing over there crashing cars & freaking-out over nothing?"

man_2 - "i believe that's called a 'woman'."

man_1 - "oh.. it's really loud & angry."

man_2 - "must be that time of the month.."
by Yooski February 14, 2010

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