Wingohock

When a person dribbles, spits, gleeks or "hocks" on a "member" with the purpose and intent of lubrication.

Stacy was on the rag, so she started to grip and rip instead... I'd a died if she hadn't wingohocked it first.

by Mata Fakau January 17, 2009

wigshock

When a "wigger" (a white person thinking they are black) is greatly shocked by something or someone

Chad: "Man did yo hear bout da ganja ban?"
Brad "Na man that is Whack!"

Brad has been Wigshocked

by Dave_F_ April 3, 2007

wingchick

A woman you pay to help you meet woman. A random woman is more likely to be trusted than a random man.

It was on CSI: Miami,
episode title: Killer Date.

by R.C.K. April 27, 2005

Winorockster

A term used to describe an individual who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry, whom is also an alcholic with a heart of stone.

Bob: "Would you hit it?"

Steve: "No."

Bob: "Why not? Is it because she's a spinster?"

Steve: "Not neccesarily. Not only is she a spinster, she's a winorockster"

by Weeeezzzzzz January 14, 2009

wingcocking

When you shove cheese in your ass, and you and your tv remote sacrifice yourself to Demi-god before their water breaks.

Last time I saw Adyson she was WINGCOCKING in the spurs half time show.

by DylPickle July 12, 2014

Wingcock

The male friend(s) of the boyfriend of a female’s female friend.

Joe- I was trying to move in on Susan last night at the party but her friend Molly and her Boyfriend Chad showed up with all his buddies so Susie wound up getting Eiffel Towered in the bathroom while I slow stroked and cried at the door.

Barney- Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Not only does Chad keep all the prime snatch to himself, he’ll only let his wingcocks get his scraps. Fuck that guy.

by FaceFuckherFace March 24, 2023