Hands and Feet

U gon get touched foo if u say something stupid.

He got hands and feet because he went to Argentina and said Messi is trash and Ronaldo is better.

by weareapnow December 3, 2022

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

by EeveLyn November 30, 2020

Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg March 10, 2011

succulence hand

the motion of opening your hand outward from your mouth and making a kiss-like sound when describing eating something tasty

that burrito was SO amazing...(perform succulence hand)

by rianbrob March 12, 2018

Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 14, 2015

Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.

"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."

by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020

Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017