ullapool shower

Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.

You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day

by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021

frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

Grammar Shower

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.

"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.

by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019

Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.

1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.

by britevision December 18, 2011

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.

I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.

by Asshole11 February 23, 2023

heavy shower

A large fall of rain of short duration

Sam got soaking wet in a heavy shower on his way to home

by anonymous December 6, 2020