Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012

Sellin' Shoes

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.

Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!

by castman September 8, 2012

crack shadow

The shadow between ass cheeks as seen through a shear dress

Dude, that woman is wearing a white shear dress. Check out her crack shadow

by Crack Shadow Hunter December 15, 2016

Properly Shitting

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

Rusty Shallot

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.

Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.

by The Rat Race May 28, 2018

counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

by kathryn money September 25, 2018

Korekiyo Shinguji

A Korekiyo Shinguji is very regal and dark. It's style and likings of humanity is at a high level and it's dislikings of being reminded of how it hurt anyone in the past / present offends it in a bad way. A Korekiyo Shinguji's favorite equipment is probably a rope, specifically red, And it's aesthetic is of nature. It has long hair and is most likely to be seen wearing a dark mask where it hides the makeup it wears under the mask to say that it's sibling is taking over them. A Korekiyo Shinguji is very handsome, And it's voice can give you tingles.

Person One: "Why is the guy with the girl on the seesaw so handsome?"
Person Two: "Must be Korekiyo Shinguji! He seems familiar to me!"

by Daddy Shinguji August 3, 2019