season parking

A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis

Season parking is also comparatively affordable.

by eusoo March 26, 2016

seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.

"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"

by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016

sermonstatus

Sermonstatus (sir•mon•stay•tuss)
n.

1. any serious speech, discourse, or exhortation, esp. on a moral issue; lecture, posted in status update form on Facebook

2. a discourse for the purpose of religious instruction or exhortation, delivered by the self righteous, religious enthusiast or reformed in status update form on Facebook.

"Did you see Miriam's sermonstatus about people judging her without getting the full story?"

"I delete and block anyone who writes sermonstatus about how I need to join religion cause it's the 'real way'."

by MizShal January 15, 2017

seymon

someone who is a vagina and a dick. They also need viagra.

That is a seymon.

He seymoned for me

by bitchdieplease March 30, 2017

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

Seasonal Recipe

When one is waisting another persons bandwidth without that persons aproval.

For example, “Dude, you’re making me a seasonal recipe, not cool man.”

by Ash Clarck October 3, 2017

Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.

"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"

by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017