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Screamin Pelican

When banging a girl on the beach, pull out, tap your hog in the sand, and jam it back in. The noise that results sounds like a screaming Pelican.
I was hammerin on Sally, and I gave her a Screamin Pelican....I don't think I'll see her again...
by Mech 2 March 13, 2010
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Bangkok Screamer

An LBFM who is particularly vocal especially when you are engaged in a little backdoor action.
I had a Bangkok screamer last night who was so loud the bloke three doors down in the hotel was complaining.
by Grayman99 March 29, 2007
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ratchet screwdriver

A terribly violent game, the rules being as follows.

An odd number of players, usually about 11 people and over, get into pairs, with one on their own. You then sit in a circle, with one person in each pair being behind the other one. The person on their own then will call out a condition, like "All those who are wearing red", or "All those who have a pet cat". The people on the inside then have to try to get to the lone person. Their partner has to try to stop them in basically any way possible. If you get to the person, you have to kiss them on the head to prove it. After every round, you (in some variants of the game), swop with your partner in order to have a turn at the other role.

There are few rules- no biting, no kicking in the nuts, no strangling... basically nothing that will cause REAL pain. Other than that, anything is allowed!
by Susannah Billig April 28, 2008
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screaming temporal doom

refers to a hunter/destroyer machine, programmed to target the earth-boy (Dib) in the past, to ensure he will not be a problem to us (Zim and Gir) in the present.

unfortunately, the machine is incompatible with the space-time object replacement device.
by bad bad rubber piggy June 16, 2004
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screweduppiness

such a state of screwed up that fubar, fumtu, bohica, and snafu all rolled into one don't even cover it
A situation of screweduppiness could be: You and your lady are getting it on in your room, when your mom walks in, and instead of getting mad, tries to join in.
by kramnelladoow April 17, 2007
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Screwsade

A play on the word "crusade;" to go on a warlike rampage for sex, ususally in groups of 5 or 6.
A group of college guys getting drunk, going clubbing and scoring some ass all weekend would be considered a screwsade.
by THE.ALEX May 2, 2008
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Screwmail

The ability to take a received email, hit reply to all, add a few more addresses (like the Sr VP for example), Then change what the original sender sent you to something insane, type your response and hit send. (Usually done to the annoying email happy coworkers, or just to fuck with your coworkers in general.) Even better when you send on and don't include the original sender...
Terry - Suzanne check your email -

Suzanne - Nice - hey James great idea!
Sr VP - James, can I see you in my office please?
James - Yes, sir.
Sr VP - According to an email I just received, you want to give my daughter a Strawberry Shortcake?
James - Uhhh no, sir. I was telling Terry that my mom made a great strawberry shortcake last weekend. I think he Screwmailed me.
by LiptonLipton October 14, 2009
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