sloppy moes

When you tie yourself to a towelhead and scrape the cum off the end of his penis

I just had sloppy moes

by Schoolshooter308 November 29, 2017

sloppy esmeralda

the act of getting anxiety during sex to enhance the sensation

Man, sex was good, but it was even better after i pulled a sloppy esmeralda!

by LilBeanGardenMan February 20, 2018

sloppy meatball

When a guy dips one testicle into a woman's vagina after cumming inside of her.

Yo, bro. I gave that bitch a sloppy meatball last night.

by xShotOfClarityx July 8, 2016

Sloppy Buttercream

(Can be done with any woman but busty is preferred) When a man proceeds to be on top of a woman with a large chest and shoves his penis in and out rapidly and furiously while buttercream/any other icing is spread on her nipples . The man proceeds to grab onto her breast, squeezing violently while still inside her and eat the icing while trying to get her to orgasm.

I gave Jenny a Sloppy Buttercream and when she squirted her nipples were red and she was asking for more!

by Oli85 May 6, 2016

sloppy arabic

A sexual act in which the man pulls out before cumming and proceeds to shout "Allah Hu Akbar," while suicide bombing.

Did you hear? Mohammed got suspended for doing a sloppy arabic in the bathroom.

by aylmaooamlya August 21, 2016

Sloppy Jez

When you're fucking your partner and you use casserole (or gravy if casserole is unavailable) as lubricant.

I did a Sloppy Jez with my girlfriend last night, it felt incredible.

My partner and I love to use the Sloppy Jez technique while performing anal sex.

by FuzzySausage078 August 21, 2016

sloppy bronson

A shit shooting gun used commonly in New York as a hate crime and in Arkansas as a mating call

Also a sexual act with poo poo

Look at this camel herder Paulie hit him with the sloppy Bronson.

Hey bo I really like Tammy Lynn I think I'm gonna give her the sloppy Bronson right in her face suieeee.

Hey man I was with carol last night and put it in her butt. I got poppies in my peephole so when I came on her face she got the sloppy Bronson

by Nugly Doolittle October 17, 2013