sloppy esmeralda

the act of getting anxiety during sex to enhance the sensation

Man, sex was good, but it was even better after i pulled a sloppy esmeralda!

by LilBeanGardenMan February 20, 2018

Sloppy Steve

When you rub your hemorrhoid infested greasy asshole all over your friend's face in public, usually for political purposes.

He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.

by Steve Bannon's Bile January 05, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When you clap your asscheeks while you shit

Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 06, 2019

sloppy joe

Used when someone is shitty at a blowjob and chokes on the cum.

Josh: Susan gave me a sloppy joe last night
Nathan: Nah wtf

by haha fucnny June 11, 2022

Sloppy Buttercream

(Can be done with any woman but busty is preferred) When a man proceeds to be on top of a woman with a large chest and shoves his penis in and out rapidly and furiously while buttercream/any other icing is spread on her nipples . The man proceeds to grab onto her breast, squeezing violently while still inside her and eat the icing while trying to get her to orgasm.

I gave Jenny a Sloppy Buttercream and when she squirted her nipples were red and she was asking for more!

by Oli85 January 24, 2016

Sloppy Dallas

Its a blow job with a mouth full of dip.

The Doo gave Mcnasty a Sloppy Dallas today!

by XxOnlinedudexX October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.

Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!

by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020