Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)

Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?

by karlplant May 26, 2022

reverse genie

A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.

"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"

by alibadger February 4, 2010

Reverse adoption

Re-adoption of trends from the past i.e. vinyl records.

Reverse adoption is driving a resurgence in the sale of vinyl records

by ArnaWisha May 3, 2018

reverse bambi

When you go hunting but you kill the fawn instead of the mother deer.

I had the doe in my sights, but then her little dude came up. Adjusted aim and totally did a reverse Bambi.

by Moto-Velo April 26, 2019

reverse kurt

The act of vomiting immediately after shotgunning a beer. Usually looks like a foamy spray. Named after the late Mr. Cobain.

Don't eat too much before you start 'gunning those brews or you'll reverse Kurt all over us.

by sasquatchpatch January 20, 2014

Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Reverse Dergen

The art of sitting on the toilet facing the cistern and deficating, thus leaving a dirty, unremovable skid mark in the pan.

I showed him said paul, ive perfomed a reverse dergen in his mum and dads toilet.

by henchworthy October 27, 2010