RTFD

Read The Freaking Directions, usually used in discussion about any electronic item.

Johnny: "Hey, Jimmy, can you tell me how to turn on this new television?"

Jimmy:"RTFD!!!"

by bigal1776 February 19, 2009

rta

Short for Read the Article.

Thought to originate from fark.com

If you had RTA, you would know that France had plans to surrender

by Mithrander March 13, 2005

fu'rtarded

Adj.: A contraction used to describe something which is fucking retarded. It is pronounced fer-tarded.

Brian: "It's like Willy Wonken's chocolate factory in there."
Chris: "You're fu'rtarded."

by Chris Dean December 29, 2006

RTP

Round Table Pizza

Time to get some RTP for dinner!

by captain_random March 15, 2012

RTFM

Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"

"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"

by Cracked42 November 15, 2009

rtf

Ready to fight.
Used in the streets as a shorter version of, "I got your back." Can also be used as a threat to someone.

Bro, I'm rtf for you.

by TheLostBokey April 10, 2011

RT's

Rock Tit's, When a girls nipples are so hard you can see them through her shirt. Often happens in the cold or if a girl has more pokey nipples and doesnt wear a bra. May even happen during erousal of a woman. Many guys get RT's too in cold.

John: "Oh man did you see Madi's RT's?"

Alex: "Yeah those are Bonerific!"

by SuperDART May 9, 2008