The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.
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Get the Pessimistication mug.1. Someone or something that is REALLY being quite a bother, or has the characteristics and qualities that are REALLY quite bothering and a disturbance.
2. A bitch
Derived from the word pessimism, and the suffix -ist.
Synonyms:
Pest, nuisance
2. A bitch
Derived from the word pessimism, and the suffix -ist.
Synonyms:
Pest, nuisance
1. Anne: "You've been such a pessist today, Marie. Stuffing up the couches with weed in my home, then smoking all the rest of your cigarettes in the backyard of your home, and then hiding my money I was saving for the rest of the week in your pockets. Now you're giving me the poor baby dog eyes. Such a sad little girl thing to do. You're annoying. Quit smoking cigarettes and grow up."
Marie: "I don't like your attitude either. We're not being friends for the next 2 weeks."
2. Byciclist: "My ankle is such a pessist today! It has been bothering me the whole day. I shouldn't have gotten my ankle hurt!"
Marie: "I don't like your attitude either. We're not being friends for the next 2 weeks."
2. Byciclist: "My ankle is such a pessist today! It has been bothering me the whole day. I shouldn't have gotten my ankle hurt!"
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Get the Pessist mug.A pretty girl usually with a caramel tone and natural curls; by the name of Saira. She has a cute type of face yet she still manages to be “bad” or how new yorkers would say, “PRESSURE”.
She an attractive girl that doesn’t entertain males and has an alluring sense of style/way of dressing which drives them to liking her more; giving them that “pressure.”
She an attractive girl that doesn’t entertain males and has an alluring sense of style/way of dressing which drives them to liking her more; giving them that “pressure.”
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Get the Pressure mug.“No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”
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Get the Press the button mug.A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
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Get the Pessi mug.I really want this tiramisu, but it I can't wait til after dinner. I'll have it as a pressert instead.
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