A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 11, 2024
Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi
1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024
The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.
1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 12, 2024
The aura king and the goat. For example he has 80 appearances in 80 matches.If that's not crazy enough then if you put messi, ronaldo and antony in the same picture, the picture would have 13 ballon d'ors combined 😱😱😱😱
1: hey bro did you watch man united play today?
2: nah bro it's cuz erik ten hag benched the goat antony
1: yeah 😔
2: nah bro it's cuz erik ten hag benched the goat antony
1: yeah 😔
by Pessidoggyispinished August 17, 2024
1: "Hey did you see how good Pedri played today?"
2: "What? Are you living a few years back? This guy didn't have a good game in a few years."
1: "Yep I was just joking he is mid"
2: "What? Are you living a few years back? This guy didn't have a good game in a few years."
1: "Yep I was just joking he is mid"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 30, 2024