post-vacation code

the mandatory waiting period to allow the vacationer to rest when they have come home.

the code implies that the vacationer is given at least a 1 day resting period before you bother them to go out.

we could ask taylor to come along but she just got back from san fransisco and we should stick to the post-vacation code.

by Kada1993 June 26, 2007

post funk

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.

Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)

by twood August 20, 2007

post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.

Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.

by Warren Buffet jr. December 16, 2008

post-post-facebook

Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.

After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

Post-Editing

Occurs after copy is published, and is generally practiced by management-types who declared the content acceptable before the publish date.

After the newsletter was sent to 9,000 readers, Brad found time for post-editing the copy, suggesting the removal of a highly offensive comma.

by greenweek911 April 23, 2010

poostalker

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

by numbershaper May 27, 2010