Owling

Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.

I hate you guys.

Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.

by Innosynce July 31, 2011

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I Own A Timber Company?

Expression showing ignorance of one's personal finances. Occurs when one's income or wealth is so great, he/she forgets about the sources.

George W. Bush: "I own a timber comany? That's news to me!"

by Ibuprofane October 11, 2004

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terrell owens

Crybaby. Period. Enough said.

Actual TO quote: "I want more money. waaaaaaaaaah. You're not giving me the football enough. waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm Terrell Owens. waaaaaaaaaaaah."

by silentmichael June 29, 2007

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own'd

uber-l33t non-smacktarded version of the word wordowned/word or wordpwned/word

Dude, three consecutive kills as a Skulk? Own'd!

by LazerMane September 15, 2003

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Ownager

An individual who owns many noobs. Typically named Randy or Razor, usually able to work crossover micro and refuses to play console games. An ownager is the epitome of 1337.

I don't play Halo, bitch -- I'm an ownager.

by Stunt101 May 2, 2005

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Owned

Meaning you got told or someone or something showed you up. It's a word over-used my immature teenagers. Mostly while playing video games, but sometimes it's said randomly.

Old lady slips on ice and falls.
Boy: Haha! OWNED!!
Old lady: How?
Boy: Dude, the ice totally owned you.

by BlameitChick January 3, 2011

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