Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.
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Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
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John experienced optimisperation after trying to reason through the political maze of the differing sides.
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A sad individual who engages in competitive gaming while masturbating. They are typically terrible at what they play.
"Optera" derives from the scientific name for "Mayfly". "Concupiscene" has its roots in the word "concupiscence", meaning a desire for sexual acts, and "Struthio", is the scientific name for an Ostrich.
A sad individual who engages in competitive gaming while masturbating. They are typically terrible at what they play.
"Optera" derives from the scientific name for "Mayfly". "Concupiscene" has its roots in the word "concupiscence", meaning a desire for sexual acts, and "Struthio", is the scientific name for an Ostrich.
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Markus: I bet he's an opteradouconcupiscenestruthiosiloquat.
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I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.
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