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Used to refer to anybody with the name of "Steve" or "Steven," originating from a meme derived from a quote regarding Steve Jobs on primates that was incorrectly transcribed. The original transcription has been wiped from the face of the Internet, but the legacy remains within those who were eyewitnesses to such a legendary meme.
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> A man who doesn’t chase attention - it drips off him like condensation on a Wawa cold brew.
He smells like Old Spice, knows how to reset your router, and has the vibe of someone who ghosted a toxic ex and then fixed their plumbing out of spite.
The type of guy a suburban mom side-eyes while pretending to compare yogurt brands… but she’s really thinking about her life choices.
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> A man who doesn’t chase attention - it drips off him like condensation on a Wawa cold brew.
He smells like Old Spice, knows how to reset your router, and has the vibe of someone who ghosted a toxic ex and then fixed their plumbing out of spite.
The type of guy a suburban mom side-eyes while pretending to compare yogurt brands… but she’s really thinking about her life choices.
“I went to grab my coffee and somehow left with a crisis of loyalty — that guy was a full-on momagnet, and I haven’t touched my husband since.”
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A man, usually over 35, who radiates low-key heat and dependable energy that irresistibly attracts suburban moms.
He’s not flashy. He smells like confidence and perfectly brewed gas station coffee. He can fix a garage door, reset your Wi-Fi, and carry your bulk grocery haul in one trip without making it weird.
He’s seen things emotionally and on the backend of a broken tech stack at some 9-5 wage prison. His back hurts. But he still shows up.
/ˈmä-magnet/
A man, usually over 35, who radiates low-key heat and dependable energy that irresistibly attracts suburban moms.
He’s not flashy. He smells like confidence and perfectly brewed gas station coffee. He can fix a garage door, reset your Wi-Fi, and carry your bulk grocery haul in one trip without making it weird.
He’s seen things emotionally and on the backend of a broken tech stack at some 9-5 wage prison. His back hurts. But he still shows up.
“I went to grab my coffee and somehow left with a crisis of loyalty — that guy was a full-on momagnet, and I haven’t touched my husband since.”
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Get the Momagnet mug.a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.
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