kneeslapper

Someone with a dick so big it slaps there knees while walking.

When ol boy pulled his kneeslapper out; she knew she was going to be walking with a limp the next day..

by lilsmarterthanaboxofrocks March 25, 2021

Weak Knees

You and your partner engage in intense rough sexual intercourse stood up (preferably over a kitchen table) once the woman begins to climax her legs will shake, tap the back of her legs to make her fall over, can be used as an embaressment technique

Mark: I got gertrude back by giving her the weak knees

by CHGC May 1, 2009

Polish Kneelock

when a man is recieving oral sex or a hand job, he locks his knees with his legs completely straight in order to force the ejaculation out.

"this girl was blowing me but her parents were in the next room, so i had to use the polish kneelock to speed up the process

by Beauhawk March 12, 2008

kneegra

A word commonly used as a way to prevent typical racial slurs that occur in society. Disguising the initial word of "negro" or "nigger" prevents ass beatings and the like.

Sups n such my kneegras, would you like to participate in playing chess?

by Ylonk, the Nigger Hater January 12, 2008

High Knees

When a marijuana plant is in a mature enough state where the top of the plant is knee high. This is based off of a 5 ft 10" human structure.

Hey man, did you hear that Filmer got High Knees for sale?

by The Gig Harbor Lingo March 9, 2010

kneeastiffin

A rare disorder that causes rashes when your in the driver's seat of a car. Usually your leg from the knee down must be amputated, after this is done you are never quite the same, You now have a prosthetic leg and it may cause you to swat random Iranian childen off there bicycles and stain there purple shirts.

guy#1:"that boy was quite mad at me the other day"
guy#2:"why?"
guy#1:"because i swatted him off his bike, i just couldnt help it!! i had kneeastiffin!"

by kristinadizzle May 20, 2006

kneeding the dough

fisting the vagina and butt at the same time

I was elbows deep in this girl last night kneeding the dough

by The Wistful Badger December 17, 2012