Helen Keller

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!

by Alotta Nerve April 20, 2014

Keller

A person who is amazing, smart, cute, and funny. He has a great sense of humor and will keep you laughing. He's like a sour patch kid- sour then sweet. Loyalty and cuddles are his specialty.

I wish i were with keller

by weepinq October 17, 2019

Kellan

Somebody who is thoroughly obsessed with Chicken. Somebody who questions the universe but does not accuse it. Somebody who gives innate affection to those who desire it of them. Somebody who perseveres, despite the surrounding laziness of this generation. Somebody who always seems to be in a long-term relationship. Somebody who enjoys the liberty of traversing among high places such as roofs, towers, walls, ect. Somebody who is conservative yet irrational. Somebody who drives fast when the roads are wet and is satisfied with the feeling of losing traction. Somebody who applies themselves to the conversation in which the meaning of life is discussed. Somebody who juxtaposes conspiracy theory and patriotic loyalty but realizes there will never be enough substantial evidence for steadfast proposition. Somebody who is intent upon obtaining worthy life experiences. Somebody who balances personal spirituality with occasionally breaking the rules. Somebody who knows how to prove that the derivative equation is a result of the difference quotient. Somebody who often uses large words and ambiguous sentences to make them seem intellectual or analogous to a guru of sorts. Somebody who likes to have fun.

"Oh my god my brain hurts"

"Were you chillen with Kellan today?"

by mcgellinn September 29, 2011

Kellen

The name of the last crowned prince of Ireland. It's obviously not a fucking girls name. Kellens are awesome. If you know one, give them lots of money and free gifts and shit.

Man: "Oh dude, is that kellen?"

Man 2: "Yeah, he gets lots of babes."

Man: "Lets go give him some money."

Man 2: "For sure."

by K_Mill December 11, 2012

Keely

A really outgoing spontaneous unique funny girl. different but in a good way. Always smiling or laughing. a BAMF and a very good shoulder to cry on. Always bouncy and happy. a very bubbly person!

"You're definitely one of a kind."
"Yep. I'm a Keely!"

by Anonymous1233 May 26, 2010

Kellyesque

1.Containing female characteristics. 2. Small, petite. 3. To carefully nurture. 4. Often viewed as quiet, when in actuality, quite the conversationalist. 5. Athletic soccer ability requiring stamina, coordination, and aggressive behavior. 6. Having creative tendencies: ability to create magic from scratch; turning a blank canvas into a work of art.

1. The non-imposing dainty Kellyesque scent glided though the hallways.
2. Children are drawn to heart-warming personalities which resembles Kellyesque.
3. When in a structural environment, one side of Kellyesque is indeed present and when excused reality appears.
4. Art starts with imagination; once an idea is formed and tools are decided, Kellyesque has taken its course.

by K.Crow March 3, 2009

Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

by KingKrule January 2, 2012