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The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.
The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
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Kung Foo

"He has some serious kung foo skills"
by Raziel February 9, 2003
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Lin Kuei

(Please note that this is a work of fiction)

The Lin Kuei are an ancient clan of theives and assassins for hire. Their location is in the North-Eastern part of China. For many years, the Lin Kuei made financial profits off the evil desires of others and their warriors are trained from youth after being stripped of their former lives. Each Lin Kuei recruit, who are actually the offsprings of veteran Lin Kuei warriors, are selected for their special abilities that they inherited from birth and are trained in martial arts. However, one Lin Kuei warrior, who was orginally from Japan, named Takeda, decided to break away from the Lin Kuei and return to his homeland. There, he developed the art of Ninjutsu, an art of stealth, exotic weapons, and magic that could be learned by anyone, and offered his services to the Japanese samurai lords during that country's feudal era. Takeda also founded the Shirai Ryu clan, which became an instant enemy of their counterparts back in China. Unlike the Lin Kuei, the Ninja clans of Japan such as the Shirai Ryu, Iga Ryu, and Koga ryu, were actually a loosely organized spy network composing of different clans serving lords. Takeda was a target for assassination by his former clan for years until he died not from battle, but from poisoned slipped into his tea. One of the most famous Shirai Ryu ninja was a family man named Hanzo Hasashi aka Scorpion who later be killed while on a mission in China and be reincarnated as a specter. The most famous members of the Lin Kuei are the Sub-Zero (the man who killed the ninja Scorpion in China) and his younger brother (who possesses the same codename) along with Smoke, Cyrax, Sektor, and Frost (a female Lin Kuei). In the modern times, the Lin Kuei decided to take on modern technology and automate their human assassins into soulless cybernetic warriors in MK3. During MK4, the Lin Kuei was mysteriously disbanded and was re-established during MK: Deadly Alliance, by the younger Sub-Zero.

(For more info on Lin Kuei and its members, play MK1,2,& 3, MKM: Sub-Zero, MK4, MK: Deadly Alliance, and MK: Deception)
Chinese ninjas, though the Lin Kuei don't like to be called the name of their Japanese counterparts
by ??? January 20, 2005
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kurapika

big hot daddy femboy gf. i know he packing.
kurapika can chain me up
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by kaeyass October 27, 2020
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to kuskovskify

verb ( kuskovskifying ; past kuskovskify |kooskovskifi|; past part. kuskovskify )

1. to strike fear into a person or object through subjective punishment.

2. to be suspended or expelled due to bias, bigotry or oxymoronic behavior

ORIGIN coined at the Leysin American School in response to the panic struck during "random" drug tests and disproportional punishments coinciding with 2009 Headmaster Kuskovski's emotional discomfiture. Now used widely amongst LAS graduates and students
Q. "Why are you crying in the fetal position?"
A. "I've been a bad citizen in the LAS community!"
Q. "Naw dude, you've been kuskovskified."

PHRASES

Admin: "The student body is feeling safe, time to kuskovskify."
Student: "I was kuskovskified for losing my teacher's pen."
Parent: "This kuskovskifying is turning my daughter pathological."
by las_grad May 3, 2009
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Kurtbastian

The ship name for Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe on glee. A relationship that shows that hate doesn't last forever and that sometimes your worst enemy can become your everything.
*Sees two people bickering despite obvious sexual tension present*

"Oh! They're like Kurtbastian!"
by Ellodoctor August 12, 2012
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kurger bing

Wanna go da Kurger Bing and getta Trisken Bacon Redder Chrispwich?
by Snarky/Cutless Combo (#6) December 16, 2005
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