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Joe Scarborough 

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.
Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.
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Joe Swanson 

He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though
Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny
Joe Swanson by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018
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Joe Brrr 

Quite simply the cool nickname for Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow. Also connecting to nickname “Joe Shiesty”. All these names connect to rapper Pooh Shiesty and a popular song saying “Brrr”
That Man Joe Brrr is killing the NFL right now
joe mama
Bill: Joe who?
Joe: Joe mama.
joe who by Jimmy Ruthless August 23, 2021

Joe Negri 

Joe Negri; a quite delightful fella, but yet tipical.

He offten speaks of the lovely skys, && he plays guitar like a mother fucking riot. He offten calls to say there was a man here who had some wonderful horns. && it be like that sometimes.
(Josh siad to Cree) Joe called && said there was a man here with some wonderful horns. (Cree replied) Joe who?

(Josh said ) JOE NEGRI: )!
Joe Negri by Asian kitty August 21, 2010

Joe Beez 

The best deli, sandwich shop, or caterers in Kingston NY. It is a "hole in the wall" on 40 South Manor Avenue. There menu consists of sandwiches that are all named, like the prodigy, the duke, and some other local and national celebrities. Do not call it Joey beez, because you will sound retarded. That would be mixing up the name with Joey D's, another great restraint in Kingston.
The first time I ate at Joe Beez, I felt enlightened, because I have never eaten something that tasted sooooo good.
Joe Beez by KingstonNY May 25, 2011

Joe Goldberg Syndrome 

When a nice guy looks like he has done some shady and dark shit. He starts by being the nicest guy ever, treating everyone around him with love and respect, just an all around good guy. Until everyone including your friends and loved ones realize he isn’t who he says he Is except for the woman who’s in love.
Friend girl 1: ooo that guy over by the table looks cute and nice..
Friend girl 2: but he’s giving off some Joe Goldberg Syndrome vibes..