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irish baby birding

The act of chewing up food and spitting it directly into a friend's anus. Usually because your friend is too drunk or sick to swallow their own food.

Also applies to helping a friend get drunk by spitting booze directly into their anus.
Hes been real sick, we've all had to take turns Irish baby birding his food since it hurts him too much to swallow.
by snowbow April 10, 2019
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Irish butter

A sex act where in lieu of lubricant you reach for a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream
Dan: “Oh shit babe, we’re all out KY gel!”
Jackie: “Oh shit! Fuck it, give me the Irish Butter.”
*Dan begins to douse himself in Bailey’s Irish Cream*
by Anananananananonymous February 21, 2022
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Irish Bulldozer

A sex move in which the man is drinking a guinness in one hand, in the manner of the Irish, and giving it to his wife from behind, with his other arm around her stomach, when their children burst in and she screams and tries to get them to leave, but the man buckles down, grips her tight, and without withdrawing charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.
Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child.
by Zoltronzero October 24, 2010
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Irish balloon

after having sex when you take the condom off you pour whiskey inside it then mix it up and pour it into the girls mouth.
-(frank) Hey kenny i gave sarah and irish balloon last night.
-(kenny)Frank your insane.
-(frank)yep.
by big ape October 15, 2010
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Irish Bandit

One loose hair trying to sneak through jeans or pants around the crotchal region and visible to others.

Deriving from the term "Irish Pennant". The term "Irish pennant" derives from the Royal Navy during the time of sailing ships. It was a loose or untidy end of a line. In Navy and Marine Corps parlance today, an Irish pennant is a loose thread on a uniform, for which you get gigged at inspection.
Hey Shannon...You've got a lil Irish bandit pokin' out there or something?
by Muscle Wu October 26, 2012
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Irish Aim

Ability to urinate and/or vomit without making a mess whilst intoxicated.
We learned Mike had Irish Aim after he puked up all that cheap wine without getting a drop on the floor.
by Mr Coffee Bear March 9, 2015
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irish steamboat

The act of riding an Irish cock and farting after you get off
Last night I gave your dad an Irish steamboat and now he won't talk to me
by alaskan fire donker April 25, 2016
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