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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.
by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019
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Small PP energy

When a guy gets rejected by a girl and then all of the sudden wants to call her a whore.
“I told Mike I wasn’t interested and he got so mad at me. It’s giving “small pp energy”
by Girlboss6678 February 8, 2024
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Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome
by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021
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Chad Smalls

Chads are the coolest guys youll ever meet. Usually tall dark and handsome and all the girls love him. Chads have a hella big appetite. Chad cares for his close friends and family. Chads relationships last long because he doesnt cheat
by bang bang killa killa April 16, 2012
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small cockob

He likes men is very horny with a group of greasers and really likes dry used straws up the rear and loves his Hair GEL He Always Uses

Small Cockob is Like Jacob
Yo Small Cockob
by George Ghenning January 31, 2018
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