Dutch Bicycle

A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation

I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike

by fietsen December 24, 2018

dutched up

When you smoke a lot of joints/bongs with your car windows up. Then as you open the windows or doors, smokes poors out.

hahaaa look at that dutched up car

by kinkiikyz October 14, 2010

dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.

"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil

by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015

dutch licorice

Interracial porn fetish that describes a black man aggressively skull-fucking a white woman. The man holds the womans head with both hands and moves it up and down the shaft, which differentiates it from standard throat/mouth/face-fucking, in which the penis is in motion. (much like an oral version of a "Dutch rudder")

"Lexington, you can't fuck her throat while you're lying down. Lets shoot a Dutch Licorice - and can you wrap her pigtails around your hands? Great. Aaaaaaand...action!"

by turbulent December 22, 2013

Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.

Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.

by histephen May 23, 2020

Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."

by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021

dutch rudder

When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.

She totally gave me a Dutch Rudder. Or did I give it to myself? Either way, it was great!

by indefensible May 19, 2006