The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.

"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"

by Theoremist November 22, 2023

Adolf Hitler

A kind, Austrian born , artistic man who loved to paint things like castles and urban environments

Person 1: Do you know about this Adolf Hitler guy?

Person 2: Yeah, he was such a great person!

by uncle_rando May 6, 2025

Adolf Hitler

The god that I praise

Adolf Hitler is God, SIEG HEIL! 👨🏻🇩🇪🫡

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024

Fun Hitler

Title given to a person who is enraged at fun and despises any groups of people that have fun.

Phil doesn't like to do anything with us. He's such a Fun Hitler!

by AnActualBean July 13, 2025

It's a Hitler

Something such as an event, item or an outcome that's absolutely awful.

- I went to watch the new James Bond film last night.

- What was it like?

- I thought it was crap, it's a Hitler

by Azy October 21, 2022

hitler

my stupid grandma

she sucks. so does adolf hitler

by boreddictionaryx September 6, 2017

Hitlers macaroni

When you put macaroni in the microwave and it burns. Then feeding it to a person who is Jewish

Aww damn Jimmy gave me a plate of hitlers macaroni

by Micro Jew May 21, 2016