german

another name for a virgin because it sounds like it.
said so young kids or older adults wont know what the hell your talkin about.
most likely said to girls.

i bet shes still a german.

by Shannon aka Shay June 17, 2007

Geralynn

A word used to describe a person or thing lacking sexual interest.

John Doe: Why aren't you having sex?
Maurice: Cause I got paired with a Geralynn.

by Eat My Rice August 14, 2009

German Poutine

Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.

Have a German Poutine Skiziks

by 99 Prob May 27, 2004

German Breakfast Infaculation

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009

geraldine dungwalla

To say that something is shite or lacks in substance.

See that guy over there he's pure geraldine dungwalla!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Ass Podgerer June 10, 2004

German Sideburns

This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.

We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!

by Cagna Cazzo December 14, 2010

German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.

Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.

by B_Rain October 31, 2012