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gigglamish

something you can say when you have an awkward silence, only to make the silence, more awkward
by TheNamesFinnagin March 7, 2009
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gigster

A person who performs multiple, odd tasks for income on an on & off basis.
This summer I will be a gigster, just babysitting and mowing lawns.
by Mew_09 May 15, 2009
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Gigha

A Scottish Island

or

Name of a delightfully kooky girl
Let's go to the Island of Gigha

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Q: Is Gigha coming out tonight? A: Of course she is
by tinyhorse February 23, 2010
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giganties

Thats a nice sail you got there Tito how big's your schooner?

What are you talking about Maurice? These are the giganties I stole from the fat girl I picked up at Home Town Buffet last night!
by kspetcock November 30, 2009
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Gigabytis

A degenerative and chronic illness caused by spending too much time on a computer or gaming console. Extreme caution is encouraged if you come into contact with someone with Gigabytis as it is highly contagious.

Gigabytis consists of four stages, the common symptoms of each stage are outlined below:

1: colds & flues, itching, mild aches and pains, general nuisance to other people

2. Severe susceptibility to haematomas & enlargement of the testicles, however the opposite sex are constantly attracted to a newly formed and somewhat "mutant-like" virility.

3. Hair & memory loss are an unfortunate result of this stage, also commonly called "the gibbon stage" due to the primitive noises one makes when attempting to undertake a particular task.

4. People tend to avoid you, bones in your fingers have a tendency to break, accelerated mental regression, your bowel movements are putrid, and your success with the opposite sex is futile.

Stage four is the final stage before terminal terabytis ensues, which is unfortunately not treatable with western medicine.

It is important to check consult any qualified IT professional about the inherent Gigabytis levels when purchasing a specific computer or gaming device.

Gigabytis is also a sexually transmitted disease, it is advised to exercise multiple methods of contraception when fornicating with a Gigabytis sufferer. If you experience any of the above symptoms please see a medical professional immediately.
Gavin contracted gigabytis after a java, perl and mysql programming marathon. He now lives with his parents, makes stupid noises all the time, and a general pain in the arse. God help him before it’s too late.
by Professor Huxtable December 22, 2009
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giggleshmirts

When someone has to shit and they laugh so hard a little bit comes out. Likely to happen when the person has diarrhea.
Will: Has anyone seen Andrea?
Rob: She went to the bathroom. She has a bad case of giggleshmirts.
by C. Epic July 22, 2011
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gigglebash

Gigglebash is an infamous demon that is said to bring about unbelievable power but at the cost of one's soul & mind.
Remember when Noah & Jason gave their souls to Gigglebash ?
by Gigglebash the Conqueror December 7, 2015
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