Gigabytis 

A degenerative and chronic illness caused by spending too much time on a computer or gaming console. Extreme caution is encouraged if you come into contact with someone with Gigabytis as it is highly contagious.

Gigabytis consists of four stages, the common symptoms of each stage are outlined below:

1: colds & flues, itching, mild aches and pains, general nuisance to other people

2. Severe susceptibility to haematomas & enlargement of the testicles, however the opposite sex are constantly attracted to a newly formed and somewhat "mutant-like" virility.

3. Hair & memory loss are an unfortunate result of this stage, also commonly called "the gibbon stage" due to the primitive noises one makes when attempting to undertake a particular task.

4. People tend to avoid you, bones in your fingers have a tendency to break, accelerated mental regression, your bowel movements are putrid, and your success with the opposite sex is futile.

Stage four is the final stage before terminal terabytis ensues, which is unfortunately not treatable with western medicine.

It is important to check consult any qualified IT professional about the inherent Gigabytis levels when purchasing a specific computer or gaming device.

Gigabytis is also a sexually transmitted disease, it is advised to exercise multiple methods of contraception when fornicating with a Gigabytis sufferer. If you experience any of the above symptoms please see a medical professional immediately.

Gavin contracted gigabytis after a java, perl and mysql programming marathon. He now lives with his parents, makes stupid noises all the time, and a general pain in the arse. God help him before it’s too late.

Gigabytis by Professor Huxtable December 22, 2009

Gigantisnatchalism 

1. The condition of having a naturally large or inflamed vagina.
2. To have a sagging, hanging, or floppy vagina.

That woman has Gigantisnatchalism.

Gigantisnatchalism by Scairen November 17, 2006

Mega-Gigabytes 

An absurdly large amount of hard drive space.

Popularized by a Toshiba commercial featuring T-Pain in which T-Pain dispenses his questionable technical advice while flailing a sub sandwich around.

It's all about the mega-gigabytes, SON!!!

Mega-Gigabytes by ninjaweasel December 24, 2010

gigabyte 

A unit of measuring data size. It is either 1,000,000,000 or 1024 megabytes, depending on how your computer reads it. A DVD can handle 4.7 gigabytes. A blu-ray disc can handle 25.

Basically, the more gigabytes your hard drive can take, the more porn you can shove on it.

gigabyte by anonymous person 12345 May 6, 2009

gigabytes of bullshit 

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.

HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?

gigabytes of bullshit by YAWA July 30, 2018

Gigabyte 

(Comp Sci.)
A measure of computer memory or disk space consisting of about one thousand million bytes (a thousand megabytes). The actual value is 1,073,741,824 bytes (1,024 megabytes).

I downloaded at 1gBps.
Which is approximately 1,024 mBps.

Gigabyte by VoiDeD May 1, 2005

Gigabyte whore 

A person who downloads excessively. A GB whore most likely has never viwed or experience the content they already have downloaded but will whore themselves out to more content.

guy 1: " I just downloaded 20 gigs of music today so i think i need a new hard drive"

guy 2: " Dude you're such a gigabyte whore"

Gigabyte whore by Mr. Mong August 19, 2010