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fart docking 

When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.
“Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”
fart docking by Mcht91 September 23, 2017
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Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business
"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!
Fart Monger by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017

Fart in a Windstorm 

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.
When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

fart balls 

fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart
girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*

girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp

boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*

boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)
fart balls by grimezzlol August 31, 2021

Fart swap 

I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?

Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.
Fart swap by NxwHxme September 2, 2022

fart cake 

A cake that has been flatulated on by a women for sexual pleasure and stimulation
that fart cake looks good enough to eat.
(i.e.fartcake.com)
fart cake by Jerry Vip August 14, 2008