Floriderp

Something or someone so stupid, so idiotic that it could only be from Florida.

did you see that video of Ron DeSantis grinding his teeth?

of course it's Floriderp in the news again.

by todd.adhd.rocks April 4, 2024

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Fluoridated

Fluoridated individuals lose certain aspects of basic awareness and curiosity, resulting in confusion and distress when confronted with uncertain issues. Neglect of communication and reason are primary issues that fluoridation cause, on the social level.

"He was so fluoridated, he just let the world crush him because he didn't have his third eye to see"

by nelsonnumerodos April 7, 2024

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florifatt

a very beautiful person who loves to burp in peoples ears

Person 1: *burps*

Person 2: omg they are such a florifatt

by skibididivine December 13, 2024

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Floridian

Publix loving crackheads that basically live in another country because were on our own playing field

Foreigner: Look its a crackhead

Floridian: Yes, I am a crackhead

by vanwinkl January 15, 2025

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Floritard

1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.

2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.

I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.

Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?

Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?

by Brazerican April 29, 2025

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