dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets

Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.

by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016

Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.

"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."

by Merry Present February 5, 2020

Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.

Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.

by histephen May 23, 2020

Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."

by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021

Going dutch

Going dutch means "to split a bill"

So lets say you go to a restaurant and have to pay $100 for your meal with 2 person's , you can choose to go dutch and both have to pay $50

Going dutch is originated from the Dutch people and culture , the dutch people are known for there greediness

Hey i can afford the whole meal for both of us , wanna go dutch?

Sure , i like going dutch

by BASED-MAGA2024 September 29, 2021

dutch rudder

When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.

She totally gave me a Dutch Rudder. Or did I give it to myself? Either way, it was great!

by indefensible May 19, 2006