Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.
by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011
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Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."
"The who?"
"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
"The who?"
"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
by faceoftoday April 1, 2011
Get the duck doctor mug.pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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by Panty droppa April 3, 2016
Get the suck duck mug.It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.
1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.
Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out
*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.
Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out
*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.
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Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".
by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019
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