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dick-whooped

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!
"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"
by cheLLe1963 September 6, 2020
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cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).
"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah
by The Night Guardian April 8, 2015
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gay dick syndrome

When you are straight but your dick is gay.
I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.
by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016
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vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.
Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.
by Dead possum June 16, 2016
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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
by lone potato May 6, 2018
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National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12
“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate
by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019
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Destroy Dick December

Destroy dick December Is the time of year when you must nut once December 1st nut twice December 2nd all the way up to December 31st when you nut 31 Times in one day.
bruh you ready for destroy dick december?
Hell Yeah
by DjDorian1 November 19, 2017
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