cuntagious

A known cunt that effects those around him/her causing them to become cunts ie a contagious cunt.

I was fine until cuntagious cunt Des came over and got me in cuntish form.

by Dave Gal May 15, 2006

ball cunt

Male: For a male, it is when your balls are sunk into your body, due to cold water or weather, and the left over skin from your balls looks like a cunt.

Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.

Joe, you are a dirty ball cunt.

by Frank V. (Smokey) July 29, 2008

cunt

a person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thoroughly disliked

He thought his music teacher was a cunt

by hateer888 November 24, 2009

bucket-cunt

An extremely large vagina that can only be satisfied by a monster cock. Australian in origin.

My girlfriend never reaches orgasm. She must be a bucket-cunt!

by Dapto Briefcase May 1, 2006

weasel cunt

The scum sucking attendant at a twenty four hour service station that will not get out of his seat to serve you food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The weasel cunt said to me " no food or drink only Petrol"

by big Willie and the Twins September 1, 2007

Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder

A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.

John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."

by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017

fat cunt

Becky Fisher -- chief indoctrinator at "Jesus Camp"

I am Becky Fisher and I rape childrens' minds with religious bullshit. I am a fat cunt.

by defenderoftruth666 March 30, 2009