A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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Get the reverse cunt mug.Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.
Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
by winegrape May 5, 2015
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British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.
The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.
This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.
The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.
This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017
Get the hammer cunt mug.A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
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