Clusty
A term created Professor Stewart E. Keller to define anything that exists. It is mostly used in the place of an adjective.
Clusty by Professor Stewart E. Keller December 2, 2011
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Crustmugeon
1)Crustmugeons are old people that can be found driving their Lincoln Town Cars or Buick LaSabres while blindly merging into traffic at a snales pace.
2)Crustmugeons are often on the way for the early bird special to utilize their senior citizen discount.
3)At dinner, one can witness a Crustmugeon slurping the softest food through a creepy dentured smile.
4)Once said meal has been consumed, the tip left by a Crustmugeon is generally in the .5 - 2% range.
2)Crustmugeons are often on the way for the early bird special to utilize their senior citizen discount.
3)At dinner, one can witness a Crustmugeon slurping the softest food through a creepy dentured smile.
4)Once said meal has been consumed, the tip left by a Crustmugeon is generally in the .5 - 2% range.
Crustmugeon by Man of Hoff October 20, 2008
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Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Eye Crusties by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
THE CRUSTED TRUMPET
While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.
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THE CRUSTED TRUMPET by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011
Cheesus Crust
The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
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rank stank booty crust
Dude, I gots wit dat hoe back up in my crib last night. This mornin', in the light, I saw her thong....she gots some RANK STANK BOOTY CRUST.
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