Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

Wok Bum

Wok flat bum asian bum

It’s what asians say to each other “why you got wok bum when you walk so much”

by Trudstar June 17, 2018

Bums blazing

The act of inserting the penis into an anus without any protection

Here, did you hear Kaitlyn take it up the bum last night, he didn’t even wear a condom, he went in bums blazing

by prokiller163 July 1, 2018

bum dog

A way to express disappointment or grief. Something to say when you're sad when talking to a bro.

Bro 1: Hey dude can you pick me up on your way to Dave's?
Bro 2: No way.

Bro 1: Bum dog.

...

Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.

by tradbro August 20, 2018

BUM JUBE

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.

Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.

by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018

Bum night

The Bum night is a weekly Friday ritual where 4 boys come together and smoke bulk billies and bum fuck each other with their little hairy chodes .occasionally the bum night boys will have an orgy with retardo

bro Nevilles ditching his girlfriend to fuck gio and Jayden on Bum night

by nevillenewisababe July 17, 2019

Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019