suck it, dolphin

Slang term used by Smith; typically used right before the act of smiting.

He cried, "SUCK IT, DOLPHIN", just as he smacked the bitch across the head with an extension cord.

by Kilroy January 28, 2004

suck off

When multiple men hold an oral sex contest and the last one to ejaculate wins. It is a test of manhood & stamina in many social circles and office buildings.

Warehouse worker 1: "Hey Jonathan, I can't believe you won another Suck Off!"

Warehouse worker 2: "That's right, Eddie! Good thing he popped in my mouth first. I was thirsty, Reginald!"

by Sinestro the Eel December 29, 2007

bag of suck

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that really sucks.

I hate Freddy. He is such a bag of suck.

You know that new bar? I hated it! It was such a bag of suck!

That new video game "Vagina Wars 2" is a fucking bag of suck.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre September 21, 2006

Suck off

To suck off. Verb.

To transfer data from one computer to your own over a network, by direct file system link or by ftp.

Can you put all the data files on the ftp site and tell me when they are uploaded so I can suck them off.

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

sucked herpes

sucking at something soo much the phrase "Sucked dick" doesnt come close to how bad u are at something

1. "Kadie and Mary were playing fooseball"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"

by hahailykadieandmary February 20, 2007

sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick

last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

sucks to be you

A figure of speach used to inform somebody that they are in an unsatisfactory position.

person 1: "I can't go to the bar tonight, I have no money"

person 2: "Man.. sucks to be you"

by Sarah June 16, 2004