e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

by GeetSquad May 13, 2010

tard

Object of free sexual gratification.

Ex: Dude, we took turns wailing on that 'tard, man! Leroy even gave her a dirty sanchez! w00t!

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

koosh-tard

Any person who encompasses the traits of both a jerk and an idiot.

Dude, that mime in the park was such a koosh-tard!

by Megan and Michael October 10, 2008

Fuck Tard

A person who fucks up everything in a way of not knowing their fucking up. Fuck Tard.

Look at this fuck tard, he can't wipe his ass without getting it up his back.

by FcknFredward December 19, 2016

G-tard

Anyone who Googles everything, from spelling to proving an argument. Totally reliant on Google

"he is such a G-tard he even needs to Google breakfast recipes to work out how to pour milk on his cereal"

by action ant July 25, 2012

'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

ee-tard

A combination an Idiot and a Retard.

God, Chels, your such an ee-tard.

by Becca (ah-masing)!! June 27, 2008