Dirty Harry

When having sex and the dude (or chick) asks you to stick your finger(s) in they're butt-hole

you get the idea. >_> <__< >_>

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Dirty Harry

by MyPetShoe October 15, 2008

dirty allen

A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.

Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.

by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009

dirty slap

When you put your hand in your balls and slap someone with it.

Richard just dirty slapped me. Not only did it smell like balls, it was sweaty too!

by Schuyler K April 21, 2009

dirty V

The brown V-shaped stain left on the rear of the crapper after a total fat-body pinches a loaf.

Bill : " So Mike, why did all of your roommates move out ? "

Mike : " Well Bill, apparentely because of the high volume of " Dirty V's " I left on the toilet seat !!! "

by M-Dizzy March 24, 2005

dirty rivers

the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion

Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.

by John_Utah December 29, 2015

dirty plumber

After plunging a toilet you stick the plunger on your partners face and then fuck them.

Andrea: I am sick today because Winston came over last night and did the dirty plumber.

Stephanie: Really? You got sick from that?

by Chunkylover18 January 15, 2009

Dirty Broccoli

While fucking a girl Doggy style or from behind, You take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her ass with the flower sticking out. when you jizz you jizz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her ass.

OMG dude I cant believe jim gave me a dirty broccoli.

by CRZY-C March 4, 2010