slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

sani slap

The act of slapping an individual whilst ones hand is covered in hand sanitizer. Usually done in the face of someone not respecting social distancing during a pandemic.

Tommy came to work today showing flu symptoms during a pandemic, so I sani slapped him across the mouth.

by MTL quarantine March 23, 2020

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

Dollo Slap

slap someone with your penis. Used to shut people up

stfu or I'll dollo slap you

by erizzy October 25, 2009

slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

pod slap

A forceful slap with the palm of one's hand aimed at a malfunctioning Ipod with the hopes of electronic resurrection. The slap can be landed either full frontal or laterally and should not be confused with a pimp slap or a banana slap.

When the groove killer at the Apple store told me that my Ipod needed a new hard drive, I pod slapped it and booyah, my music started flowin' and everything was groovetastic.

by 74ghia April 25, 2006