3 definitions by Narbles
A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by Narbles February 7, 2011
Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"
Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"
Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"
by Narbles February 7, 2011
The act of slapping a woman's breast. Especially a woman with large breasts the size of watermelons.
by Narbles November 27, 2014