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Stefan walk 

The true predecessor of the "Jacky walk" which was an informal allusion that something new had taken place WHEN REALLY these "Jacky walkers" are just doing the "Stefan walk."

The "Stefan walk" involves flailing one's limbs around in the manner of someone who is either in pain or of invalid mindset. They usually withhold at primate stance whilst chanting jibberish and saying things that no one but them find funny.

It really is quite a sad site to observe.
Stefan: Hey, guess what everyone...

All: What?

Stefan: HARRY PORKER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S BONE

All: Well that's gay...

Stefan: Nono, it's not, abbbueuue hehehehe...
*initiate Stefan walk*

All: *Facepalm* He's doing the Stefan walk again, what a dunce.
Stefan walk by martinj18181 April 22, 2011

camel walk 

An awkward looking way to walk that conserves energy. The feet do not lift very high off the ground, the soles land flat and then lift with minimal use of the calf muscles. The pace is purposefully slow and constant. Rest periods are short and infrequent.
They were able to hike all day doing the camel walk.
camel walk by buttedude July 12, 2016

dog walk 

(v) To leave someone right where they stand, to put someone in their place, to remind someone that talks that they are all talk and not about that action
On Twitter, Cardi B and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez dog walked Tomi Lahren and reminded her that it's not so sweet to call out those that can back it up.
dog walk by OMagic January 20, 2019

penis walk 

a gender specific walk led by the penal region, often appears that the walker is being pulled by his penis toward others.
Dude, John Doe was doing the penis walk all day today! Do you think he needs to get some?
penis walk by Taryn November 19, 2003

Penguin Walk 

Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.
Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!

Smoothie Walk 

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.
"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.
Smoothie Walk by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009

takin the dog for a walk 

a term used for masterbation, wackin it, jerkin off ect.
Hey mom im guna go take the dog for a walk ill be back in a lillte bit.