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Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.
by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020
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Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Jesse Jew

A Jew that hates his own kind and is a Jesse.
Hey I’m not Jewish

Oh so ur a Jesse Jew?
by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
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Jew Jugs

Massive Jewish female tits to compliment the massive Jewish female nose.
Hey man did you see those Jew Jugs!?
by analblasphemy October 3, 2023
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party with jews

what someone does when they are bored and need a good hype up or a place to mosh.
Hey bro, I'm bored. Can we go party with Jews?
by lit!!! November 12, 2017
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jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.
Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.
by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017
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jew saver

kule chitty number 74 killed all the natzis and killed every jew what a man
i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver
by jew savour May 13, 2021
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