polish the wood

When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.

"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."

by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016

wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet

Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet

by Emily wood May 9, 2018

Wood didler

Someone who makes wooden sex toys

I got this nice toy from the wood didler

by superboo07 January 31, 2021

wood water

A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.

Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.

by Gunplay2600 September 25, 2019

woodely hoo

a sarcastic adjective used to belittle something that someone else thinks is utterly fantastic

person 1: OH MY GOD POWER RANGERS IS ON!
person 2: (in a sarcastic tone)woodely hoo!

by brittnah March 6, 2004

crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.

hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019