Delaware COVID-19 Test

Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.

John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware

John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different

by Richboiquanni January 9, 2021

ragdoll system test

An underrated fighting ragdoll game in roblox that has survived for 3 years that is very fun and many veterans that will surely crush you if you do not learn tricks in this game early

a random player : man, i just got crushed by a veteran in ragdoll system test
a random fellow veteran : ok cool

by anonymous September 19, 2021

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

A hangover

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

by Javid-19 January 13, 2022

Olivia’s rice purity test

3

Yo I got Olivia’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested

...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.

"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"

by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013

Test Drive

Verb;instinct

Test driving a girl means to fuck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she's a "Good Fuck". Which happens before dating.

Or just to make sure that bitch ain't crazy.

Friend 1: Yo where were you last night?
Friend 2: I was with my girl bro.

Friend 1: man I thought you guys were just chillen.

Friend 2: Nahh man I always test drive pussy before I buy it yo. I think she's good to go!

by Hart07 August 25, 2014

testuncles

A large pair of testicles.

T'will be difficult for the duke to see upon placement of my formidable testuncles over his eyes.

by Traz von Butane April 13, 2007