sponge

a girlfriend/boyfriend that gradually changes themselves to resemble you and your likes more and more the longer you date in the areas of the way you dress, how you talk, the music you listen to and your overall personality.

keith: dude chelsea's such a sponge! since she's been dating damon, she's been dressing in skinny jeans, attack attack shirts and skate hoodies.
nezzie: i know! she's even listening to MGMT and matt & kim even though she said she didn't like indie music.

by RatchetttSuicide May 26, 2010

Sponge

A word secretly used to refer to black people. It is used so white people can openly talk about blacks in public with out being stabbed or shot (see "reverse racism" and "reggin"). The origin of "sponge" comes from the generalization that several black people have afros, and would thus be able to absorb water like a sponge.

"Ugh, this place is packed full of sponges. Where are we, Louisiana?"
"Yeah, they're soaking up the economy so badly via welfare."

by russbag September 25, 2005

Spongebob

the most annoying thing known to man with a starfish that's a dope as his friend and other charecters that go and be annoying idiots all over the place

and may it get canceled soon

Dear god please cancel spongebob already. stop ruining little kids's easily manipulated minds to act as the most annoying things on earth amen.

by Alice Stuart March 14, 2011

splooge

when a girl squirts but at the time she is having her period

shawn stepped in her splooge after mike had sex underneath shawn's bunk

by bitch nuggets May 30, 2007

sponge-bob

this is a nick-name for someone who is the king of all dorks or just super weird

-Awww man last night i gat the new pokeymon card..

-OMG shut up SPONGE-BOB your sooo freakin lame!

by urfeetstink May 5, 2009

splodge

He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!

"You own as much as splodge!"

by yoshi July 22, 2003

Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

by Ragol October 16, 2008